The drunk quotes are a great way to share with your friends and loved ones that you have a lot to be grateful for. Just keep in mind that, it will just make you sound like a crazy person.
It might help if you can think of them as a little joke. If you are like me and have a lot of “drunk quotes”, you might be able to think of one or two you use regularly to share with your friends.
I’m not sure drunk quotes are a very funny thing to share. I’m sure if I had a lot of drunk quotes I would probably look like a complete moron. But, still, they are a neat thing to have.
I’ve already mentioned this, but it’s worth repeating, so you don’t feel embarrassed like you’re making some sort of public admission of your drunkness. You are one of the most unique people on the Internet, and in fact you are an example of the type of person who makes the Internet a better place.
It’s been said before, but it bears repeating, that when you are drunk, you are one of the most likable people on the Internet. You have a big laugh, you’re hilarious, but you’re also smart, witty, and a little quirky. For a while, it seemed that you could even be a little annoying. However, lately you have gotten better at making the Internet a better place.
One of the things that made me really happy about the recent release of Drunk Quotes was the fact that they were all hilarious. If you’re going to be drinking, you want to drink something that is going to make you laugh, as opposed to just something you’re going to be going for. That’s because the people you are drinking with aren’t going to share your sense of humor.
In other news, I really want to tell you something that I just realized. If youre going to try to be the most entertaining drunk in history by having the best story, you need to have a good sense of humor. It’s like being the drunkest NFL quarterback, but you dont have to be a drunk because you can always just find a way to make the worst NFL quarterback look good.
I know. I know. I know. I know.
The problem with not having a good sense of humor is that you end up having to have a good sense of humor to have a good story. Which leads me to my next point…
If youre going to make a joke out of it, there has to be a way you can make it funny. Like if youre going to make a joke, you have to have a reason why you’re making it funny. Like how does your joke make sense? So a good drunk joke is something that makes sense to a drunk person who has no idea what the hell they’re doing.